I've just declared my back garden an independant state. how do i go about telling the queen????

she needs to know as i've got one of her post boxes in my garden wall

I've just declared my back garden an independant state. how do i go about telling the queen????
Unfortunately you can't declareyour back garden a state as technically the queen owns every piece of land in the UK. However, if you get enough people to live in your back garden (I'd reccomend a couple of thousand) you may be able to argue that you have a right to self-determination (see UN declaration 1514). The good news is, if you can show that your land (and not the queen's) has a population, defined territory, a system of government and the ability to conduct international relations (see Montevideo Convention Article 1) then you won't have to inform the queen and you can give yourself some amazing title such as overlord or supreme ruler.
Reply:If you do so you'll be technically committing treason; so you might be well advised not to.
Reply:drop her an email - by the way, I want to claim political assylum.
Reply:Well as you've got one of her post boxes handily placed why not write to her?





Auntie Liz,


Buck House,


The Smoke.
Reply:put up another post box next to the british one and send her an invitation to the state opening of your new parliament you could invite her prime minister as well....(make sure the return address indicates that it should be passed to your new postal service.....then get in plenty of buns and make yourself a nice lil flag....will you be entering a team in the next olympic games? be sure to discuss forthcoming state occaisions like family weddings etc you may be having...and gat working on that state song!!! may i be the first to extend the hand of international welcome
Reply:send her a text
Reply:The first thing you want to do is sign a trade agreement with the US... the government would pay you plenty to import the vegetables from your garden, then pay you even more not to plant next year. They do it all the time.
Reply:I would recommend declaring war, and then surrendering and applying for foreign aid. Works every time.
Reply:Don't she may have it invaded.
Reply:Have you got your own flag as well. I can see an invasion happening are you prepared?.
Reply:Prepare for invasion
Reply:That is rather a funny question. Are you serious about that though?
Reply:very carefully
Reply:she seems to like garden parties , so just have one and invite her along. I hope thats not a council tax dodge your pulling there.
Reply:Can I come and live there please.